愛伊米

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

點贊真是一種非常高冷的表現方式,不給對方任何回覆的機會,就只是默默地告訴別人,“朕已閱”。

Praise is really a very cold way of expression。 Without giving the other party any chance to reply, they just silently tell others, “I have read it”。

天冷了,噓寒問暖不如打筆鉅款。

It‘s cold。 It’s better to make a huge sum of money

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

我拿起人民幣研究半天,明白了……賺大錢才能買房,賺小錢就只能看山水。

I picked up the RMB and studied it for a long time。 I understand。You can only buy a house if you make a lot of money。 You can only see the landscape if you make a little money。

春天扛疫,夏天扛洪,秋天扛風,冬天扛凍,過年扛窮穩住,我們一定能贏

We can carry the epidemic in spring, the flood in summer, the wind in autumn, the cold in winter and the poverty in the new year。 We will win

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

“支付越來越簡單,錢卻越來越難賺”,看到這句話真是莫名的憂傷。

“Payment is becoming easier and easier, but money is becoming more and more difficult to earn”。 It‘s inexplicable sadness to see this sentence。

無聊的我,無聊地拿著手機 每天都是這樣

Boring me, boring holding my cell phone, it’s like this every day

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

這個世界上厲害的人有很多,不差我們。但是不管快樂的人有多少,都必須有我們。

There are many powerful people in the world, not bad for us。But no matter how many happy people there are, there must be us。

馬上假期馬上結束了想減肥又管不住嘴咋辦?悄悄告訴你絕招:站在秤上吃

The holiday is over soon。 What if you want to lose weight and can‘t stop talking? Quietly tell you the trick: stand on the scale and eat

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

聊天誠可貴,網費價更高。若想要回復,轉賬或紅包。

Chat is valuable, and the price of Internet is higher。 If you want to reply, transfer or red envelope。

我已經發布文章了,想引起我注意的可以現在給我點贊和收藏了。

I have published an article。 If you want to attract my attention, you can give me some praise and collection now。

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

我把自己吃得那麼圓,就是為了不讓別人把我看扁了

I eat myself so round just to prevent others from looking down on me

做一個貪財好色的小女子,有錢、有酒、 有美貌 、膚淺又快樂。

Be a greedy little woman with money, wine, beauty, superficial and happy。

風趣幽默的小句子,沙雕搞笑,趣味多多

趕緊約我見面吧,過段時間想見我,我說了不算,得政府通知,得村長同意

Ask me to meet you quickly。 If you want to see me later, I won’t count。 I have to be notified by the government and agreed by the village head

活了這麼多年,一直搞不明白一件事,拉勾為什麼要上吊?

After living for so many years, I still don‘t understand one thing。 Why should I hang the hook?