一、平時的健身方式：在網上抬槓
The usual way to exercise： lift the bar online
二、人聲不要猶豫 想去哪就去 想談戀愛就想
Voice， don‘t hesitate to fall in love wherever you want to go
三、小時候總聽別人對我說：“現在長得好看沒關係，過幾年長開了就好看了。”十幾年過去了，我沒有長開，但是想開個了
When I was a child， I always heard others say to me： “It doesn’t matter if you look good now。 It will look good after a few years of growth。 ” More than ten years have passed， I have not opened long， but I want to open one
四、抽一個南方人給我讀里約熱內盧的奶牛，拿榴蓮牛奶以折足之姿跑到委內瑞拉，拿了蜂花護髮素送給紅鯉魚與綠鯉魚與驢。
Smoke a southerner to read me the cows in Rio de Janeiro， take the durian milk and run to Venezuela in a folded position， take the bee flower conditioner and give it to the red carp and green carp and donkey。
五、如果你惹到別人不開心，一定要從自己身上找原因，確保下一回還能惹到他
If you make someone unhappy， be sure to find a reason for yourself to make sure you mess with him next time
六、聽說你那個城市下雨了，我很擔心你，有沒有帶傘？如果帶了這雨豈不是白下了？
I heard it was raining in your city。 I was worried about you。 Did you bring an umbrella？ Wouldn‘t it be white if I brought this rain？
七、一到晚上 手機變得好奇怪 散發著燒烤味 奶茶味
At night， the phone becomes so strange， it smells like barbecue milk tea
八、朋友問我，你會因為年紀大了而隨便找個人結婚嗎？開玩笑，隨便找就能找到嗎
My friend asked me， will you find someone to marry because you are old？ Are you kidding？ You can find it anywhere
九、開學了，腰不酸了腿不疼了 連心跳也不跳了
School started， the waist is not sour， the legs don’t hurt， and even the heartbeat doesn‘t beat
十、如果你惹到別人不開心 一定要從自己身上找原因 確保下一回還能惹到他
If you make someone unhappy， make sure you find a reason for yourself to make sure you mess with him next time
十一、即使一路逆風，也要頑強飛翔
Even if you go all the way against the wind， you must fly tenaciously
十二、今天有人在我面前炫富，我笑了笑，一巴掌拍在了我的蘭博基尼上，蹦出了兩塊南孚電池
Today， someone showed off their wealth in front of me。 I smiled and slapped on my Lamborghini and pulled out two Nanfu batteries
十三、人生苦短 而我又懶
Life is short and I’m lazy 、
十四、看你手撕快遞包裹時那種氣吞山河的姿態，一點都不像礦泉水瓶蓋都擰不開的弱女子。
he big pig saying that there is a little pig saying no？
十五、如果耐不住寂寞，你就看不到繁華
If you can‘t stand the loneliness， you can’t see the prosperity
十六、我發現一個秘密，不管你用什麼手機，都能免費點贊這條朋友圈
I found a secret， no matter what mobile phone you use， you can praise this Circle of Friends for free
十七、年輕的時候，還是儘量不要早戀，過早知道自己缺乏魅力又醜又矮，影響考試
When you are young， try not to fall in love early， knowing too early that you are unattractive， ugly and short， affecting the exam
十八、白襯衫容易發黃，一般洗衣液很難洗掉，不少人為此感到頭疼，不妨在洗的時候吃點頭痛藥
White shirts are prone to yellowing， and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off。 Many people feel headaches for this。 You may wish to take some headache medicine when washing
十九、好訊息，好訊息，本人已經和百度達成合作關係，有什麼不懂的可以問百度了，不必再問我，這樣可以省下大家很多時間
Good news， good news， i have reached a cooperative relationship with baidu， what do not understand can ask baidu， do not have to ask me， this can save you a lot of time
二十、第一次見面怪尷尬的，親個嘴巴先。吧唧吧唧
It‘s embarrassing to meet for the first time。 Give me a kiss first。 Yum yum
二十一、其實學游泳很簡單，首先你要不怕淹 ，當快要沉下去的時候放鬆呼吸，過幾天就自然浮起來了
In fact， learning to swim is very simple。 First of all， you should not be afraid of flooding。 When you are about to sink， relax and breathe。 After a few days， you will naturally float
