沒有什麼能是永恆的，時間一到都會自動清零。

Nothing can be eternal， time will automatically clear。

覺得在一起久了的人沒意思，不要忘了，是你開始把他缺點隱藏只喜歡優點的。

People who have been together for a long time are boring。 Don‘t forget that it’s you who start to hide his shortcomings and only like his advantages。

用了月老的線，愛神的箭，都沒能讓喜歡的愛上自己，難搞哦！

With the line of Yuelao and the arrow of Eros， we can‘t let those who like fall in love with ourselves。 It’s hard to do！

放棄啦，結束啦，放你走啦！

Give up， end， let you go！

戀愛不就是啟動了減肥計劃的倒計時嘛！

Love is not to start the countdown to weight loss plan！

記住談戀愛不能找太帥的談，因為帥他不能當飯吃，但是會讓你多吃兩碗煩。

Remember to fall in love can not find too handsome to talk about， because handsome he can‘t eat， but will let you eat two bowls of trouble。

冰可樂的味道，好想在你嘴裡嚐到啊！

I really want to taste the taste of ice Cola in your mouth！

笨蛋，你是不是不會談戀愛呀，我來教你！

Fool， you can’t fall in love， I‘ll teach you！

總是能味道愛情的酸臭味，吃螺螄粉都蓋不住。

Always can taste the sour smell of love， eat snail powder can not cover。

你放心，我喜歡你這件事情，我是不會讓你知道的。

Don’t worry。 I like you。 I won‘t let you know。

人有那麼多面孔，唯獨你是我最愛的那一副。

There are so many faces， but you are my favorite。

好慶幸呀，我喜歡的人也在喜歡我的路上。

Fortunately， the people I like are also on my way。

我好想忘記把我的男朋友丟在哪裡啦，找了25年都沒有找到！

I really want to forget where I left my boyfriend。 I haven’t found him for 25 years！

我有失憶症，麻煩大家看看我是誰家的女朋友！

I have amnesia， please have a look at my girlfriend！