01

It's red light, I cross the road alone in front of a row of cars.

Jesus, just like a monkey being watched in the zoo.

過個馬路，一排小汽車齊刷刷停那兒，就我一個人過，

感覺自己像動物園的猴子，被圍觀了。

02

Everytime you wanna go out but hear someone passing by,

you just stand there until the voice is gone.

想出門，但聽到門外剛好有鄰居經過時，

每次都是先自動站定，等沒聲音了再出去。

03

Each time being praised in public, just really want to bury myself.

每次“遭”到公開表揚，都恨不得鑽進地縫裡。

04

In the subway,

can't help thinking that if I smell awful

when the person besides me moves away.

地鐵上，身邊的人突然挪到旁邊的空位，

就會忍不住想，我是不是身上有味道。

05

When eating face-to-face with a stranger, never see his or her eyes,

and feel uncomfortable because nowhere can be stared but food.

自己吃飯的時候，有陌生人坐在對面，不敢看對方，

又不知道眼睛除了食物還能往哪兒擱，渾身都難受。

06

You have some questions but never ask

because you don't want to draw others' attention.

明明還有疑問，但因為不想引起注意就嚥進肚子裡了。

07

Everytime someone says you dress well,

you will say: "Emm, I bought it long time ago, haha."

每次有人誇你今天衣服搭得不錯，

你總是尷尬的說：

“其實這是很久以前的衣服啦。

”

08

If there is only one cake left in the plate,

you are not the one who will take it.

如果盤裡只剩一塊蛋糕了，

伸手去拿的絕對不會是自己。

09

Falling over suddenly in front of others,

and then comes the regard: "Are you OK?"

God knows how awkward it is.

不小心摔倒還被人看到，

人還上來問一句：

“你還好嗎？

”

簡直要尷尬死好嘛。

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