作為失敗的典例，你真的很成功

As a classic example of failure， you are really successful

吃不膩的都帶腥，忘不掉的都來勁

What you can‘t get tired of is fishy， and what you can’t forget is energetic

條條大路通羅馬，呵，我出生就在羅馬

All roads lead to Rome。 Oh， I was born in Rome

落水的鳳凰終究是鳳凰

The falling Phoenix is the Phoenix after all

我要一杯芋泥瑪奇朵 不要芋 不要奇朵 要泥瑪

I‘ll have a glass of taro Macchiato。 No taro。 No Chito。 Macchiato

天才必然和瘋子結成親密的聯盟

Genius must form a close alliance with madman

人生就像心電圖，如果一帆風順，那就證明你掛了。

Life is like an electrocardiogram。 If everything goes well， it proves that you are dead。

吾心吾行澄如明鏡，所作所為皆是正義

My heart and actions are clear as a mirror， and what I do is just

行高於人，眾必非之

Do better than others， people will not

美少女的事你少管

Don’t worry about beautiful girls

我不是來講道理的，我是來給她撐腰的！

I‘m not talking about reason， I’m here to support her！

人們走向你是為了路過你，但沒關係，你也在路過別人

People come to you to pass you， but it doesn‘t matter， you are passing others

花是我撿的，送給你是因為沒找到垃圾桶

I picked up the flowers and gave them to you because I didn’t find the garbage can。

遠赴人間驚鴻宴，鬼刀一開看不見

When you go to the world‘s amazing banquet， you can’t see the ghost knife

以夢為馬，越騎越傻

Take dream as horse， the more you ride， the more stupid you are

姐就是女王，自信放光芒

Sister is the queen， confident and shining

剛才在玩手機 忘記回你了 不好意思

I forgot to call you back when I was playing with my cell phone。 Sorry

我對你好是想讓你記得我的好然後回報我，而不是讓你覺得你很牛逼

I want you to remember my kindness and repay me， instead of making you feel like you‘re awesome

是金子總會發光，你說對吧鐵子？

It’s gold that always shines， right？

別說照片不像本人了，你爹千變萬化！

Don‘t say the photos don’t look like me， your father is changeable！