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少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

1。“先哄好了 再講道理”對女生特別管用。

“Coax before reason” is especially useful for girls。

2。把快樂畫成重點反覆背誦。

Focus on happiness and recite it repeatedly。

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

3。太陽可維修,月亮可更換,星星不閃包退換!

The sun can be repaired, the moon can be replaced, and the star does not flash。 Return and replace the bag!

4。奔跑中的皮卡丘:皮卡乒,皮卡乓,皮卡乒,皮卡乓

Pikachu in running: Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

5。我的小肚子太博愛了,甜的酸的辣的冰的它都愛吃。

My little belly is too fraternal。 It likes sweet, sour, spicy and ice。

6。錢沒了 可以再賺 喜歡的人一定要讓她開心。

If you can earn more money, the person you like must make her happy。

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

7。君不見江湖遼遠,我只想見你。

I just want to see you。

8。歲月倥傯難免遇到人間荒唐,也沒關係畢竟我們來日方長。

It‘s hard to avoid the absurdity in the world in the rush of time。 It doesn’t matter。 After all, we have a long way to go。

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

9。噩運在左,我帶你向右。

Bad luck is on the left, I‘ll take you to the right。

10。我這個小朋友是要隨時被放在懷裡的。

my little friend should be kept in his arms at any time。

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

11。如果志同道合,我希望你我旗鼓相當。

If you share the same ideals, I hope you and I are equal。

12。別看我眼睛小,可我看上了你跑不了。

Although my eyes are small, I can’t run if I like you。

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

13。最近偷豬的特別多,我有點擔心你,被誰惦記了都不知道。

Recently, there are many people stealing pigs。 I‘m a little worried about you。 I don’t know who cares about you。

14。什麼不求回報?我巴不得我喜歡你一分,你喜歡我一百分。

What‘s not in return? I wish I liked you a little and you liked me a hundred

少女心爆棚的逗比小句子,可愛又沙雕,太有趣了!

15。別人都是曬車曬物件曬存款,只有我曬得烏漆麻黑。想擁有這樣一個你,對我總有細碎的愛意。比如一起行走的路上可以隨便囈語,或者在一個溼漉漉的房子裡,也能讓月亮和星星亮起。

Other people are drying cars, drying objects and deposits, but I am the only one。 Want to have such a you, I always have a little love。 For example, you can talk freely on the way together, or you can make the moon and stars light up in a wet house。